Covered in Beez

Liar, Liar, Footbullet on Fire

Posted in The New York Times Said God Is Dead by Emily Beezwax on October 27, 2009

Tommee Davis: “We’re all for civil rights and the rights of minorities. We know what it is to be a minority and have your rights curtailed. We’re very vocal and consistent in our stance on discrimination against anybody. We take it very seriously.”

Elron Hubman: “The sexual pervert (and by this term Dianetics, to be brief, includes any and all forms of deviation in dynamic two such as homosexuality, lesbianism, sexual sadism, etc., and all down the catalog of Ellis and Krafft-Ebing) is actually quite ill physically.”

It’s A Good Time To Be Alive

Posted in The New York Times Said God Is Dead, The Space Race Is Over by Emily Beezwax on October 27, 2009

Between Tommy’s latest footbullet meltdown on prime time television, the court ruling in France and that letter from an award-winning screenwriter who shall not be named to protect me from the Google zombies, it’s a great time to be alive. The house of cards isn’t just collapsing; it’s catching on fire and being thrown off a cliff. You’d better hide, oh Davey of the Napoleon Complex. Your time is almost up.