Covered in Beez

It’s A Big, Blue Watery Road

Posted in Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard, Way Over Yonder In The Minor Key by Emily Beezwax on September 13, 2009

Of the 33 million-plus views for this video on Youtube, I’m pretty sure I’m responsible for about 10 million of them in the last 48 hours at least. I can’t decide if it’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen or the funniest.

First off, I now have a giant, girlie crush on Andy Samberg. What an idiot. I LOVE him.

*”Get your towels ready; it’s about to go down.”

*Akiva Schaffer at the 1:04 mark, arms flung out in the wind because he’s on a boat, muthafucka.

*”Get the fuck up. This boat is REAL.”

*”I’m on a boat, muthafucka. Don’t you ever forget.” Okay. I promise I won’t, being that it’s such a big deal and all.

*The shot of T-Pain at the 2:32 mark, with the helicopter hovering by in slow motion. The mock seriousness of it all is so funny, it’s PAINFUL.

Coming up later, a critical, moment-by-moment analysis of the social and intellectual merits of “Jizz In My Pants.”

I cannot get enough of these guys.

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  1. lgraves65 said, on September 14, 2009 at 12:02

    I told Sheila once to kidnap Andy Samberg for me but she demurred. Even told her I’d pay the shipping!

    Bitch.

    (Have you seen the one with Fred Armisen [Armisin? Armison?] as the President of Iran? or the ones Justin Timberlake? Hahahahahahahahaaa!)

  2. Emily Beezwax said, on September 14, 2009 at 12:14

    Oh, yeah…”Iran So Far” is *hilarious*. And “Dick in a Box” actually won Samberg an Emmy. I saw him on Ellen once, beaming with pride that he had made the Emmy folks have to write the word “Dick” on one of their awards.

    I think Timberlake’s in the boat one too…when they’re in the cabin, dressed in white, I believe that’s him, but it’s hard to tell with the sunglasses. I think he’s also in “Jizz.”

  3. Tommy said, on September 22, 2009 at 07:07

    Holy Crap….that’s beautiful….

  4. jennyquarx said, on September 22, 2009 at 09:44

    I like that one. Motherlover amuses me too. Nice job on the JT sighting. You really have watched this ten million times.


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